Line(s) of the Day #TheNanny

Dr Jack Miller: Here’s the first word. Man.
Fran Fine: Husband.
Dr Jack Miller: Doctor.
Fran Fine: And Missus.
Dr Jack Miller: Pen.
Fran Fine: Pre-nup.
Dr Jack Miller: We seem to be a little stuck here, Fran.
Fran Fine: Oh?
Dr Jack Miller:Try opening your mind to all possibilities.
Fran Fine: Okay, okay.
Dr Jack Miller: China.
Fran Fine: Pattern.
Dr Jack Miller: Fish.
Fran Fine: Or chicken.
Dr Jack Miller: Do you ever think of anything besides marriage?
Fran Fine: I do.

Spalding Gray and Fran Drescher in The Nanny (1993-1999), about a make-up saleswoman who transforms the lives of an English widower and his three children. Running for six years, Drescher co-created the feel-good sitcom, as well as being involved in its writing, directing and producing.

Line(s) of the Day #Seinfeld

George Costanza : [to Jerry]  You’re a good friend. If you killed somebody, I wouldn’t turn you in.[George leaves] 
Jerry : Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?
Cosmo Kramer : Definitely.
Jerry : You’re kidding!
Cosmo Kramer : No, no. I would turn you in.
Jerry : You would turn me in?
Cosmo Kramer : I wouldn’t even think about it.
Jerry : I can’t believe I’m hearing this. You’re supposed to be a friend of mine!
Cosmo Kramer : Well, what kind of person are you going around killing people?
Jerry : Well, I am sure I had a good reason!
Cosmo Kramer : Well, if you’ll kill this person, who’s to say I wouldn’t be next?
Jerry : But you know me!
Cosmo Kramer : I thought I did!

Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards in the riotous New York comedy Seinfeld (1989 – 1998). I’ve quoted this show so many times (and only a few months ago), but with the upcoming release of the Jerry Seinfeld directed Unfrosted it seemed timely for another gem.