Line(s) of the Day #Seinfeld

Jerry and Kramer

Jerry: I think I’m in love.
Kramer: Oh. Come on.
Jerry: No it’s true. This woman saved my life. I was crossing the street .I was almost hit by a car…and then we talked and…….the whole thing just seemed like a dream.
Kramer: If a guy saved your life you’d be in love with him too.
Jerry: No, no this woman is different , she’s incredible. she’s just like me. She talks like me, she acts like me. She even ordered cereal at a restaurant. We even have the same initials. Wait a minute, I just realised what’s going on.
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Now I know what I’ve been looking for all these years……myself! I’ve been waiting for me to come along and now I’ve swept myself off my feet.

Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards in the superlative US sitcom Seinfeld (1989 – 1998)

Line(s) of the Day

Jerry, George and Kramer

Cosmo Kramer: (still over excited) Who wants to have some fun!
Jerry and George: I do.
Cosmo Kramer: (once again, over excited) Are you just sayin’ you want to have fun,or do you really want to have fun?
Jerry: I really wanna have some fun.
George Costanza: I’m just sayin’ I wanna have some fun.

Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989 -1998)