Line(s) of the Day #Holes

Now, as Stanley lay on his cot, he thought it was kind of funny in a way. Nobody had believed him when he said he was innocent. Now, when he said he stole them, nobody believed him either.

As said in the 1998 book Holes by Louis Sachar. It tells of Stanley Yelnats who has to adapt when sent to a correctional facility in Texas after being accused of stealing a pair of valuable trainers.

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Line(s) of the Day #TheOffice

Ed Truck. Yuck. Ed Truck was the manager before me. Horrible. He hated fun. It was like, “Oh, Ed Truck is walking toward us, so stop having fun. Start pretending to do work.” What a jerk! He’s You know what? I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away.”

The inimitable Michael Scott (Steve Carell) in the critically acclaimed The Office (2005 – 2013).