Line(s) of the Day #FunnyCartoon

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Enjoy! Stay safe and well everyone.

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Line(s) of the Day #BlueBloods

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Governor Martin Mendez: Either you fire this cop or I will order the attorney general to drill down on every questionnable police shooting in the past 10 years.
Police Commissioner Frank Reagan: Which would be your right.
Governor Martin Mendez: And hold public hearings out loud and lights up.
Police Commissioner Frank Reagan: Everybody loves a circus.
Governor Marin Mendez: Except the guy that’s gotta shovel up afterwards.

Gr8at: #FunnyJokes

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I went to a faith healing group. It was rubbish! Even the bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

My dad always used to say “The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more.” Great bloke but a terrible anaesthetist.

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. The barman says “Oh no, not U2 again!”

Last time I went to Blackpool I went on a donkey. It took me six days to get there!

Has anyone seen my Gone in 60 Seconds Blu-ray? It was here a minute ago.

The Disappointment Club is delighted to announce the cancellation of its annual dinner.

I joined a Thesaurus Club last night and they said that the first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, gossip about, chat about, colloquy, parley or deliberate on Thesaurus Club.

A thief has stolen all the motorway signs from Yorkshire. Police are currently looking for Leeds.

Line(s) of the Day #TheSimpsons

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At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun. But without beer, prohibition doesn’t work.

Homer sharing his unique wisdom in Homer v the eighteenth ammmendment in The Simpsons (1989 – )

Line(s) of the Day #Aintnosunshine

Bill Withers ain't no sunshine

Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
It’s not warm when she’s away
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
And she’s always gone too long
Anytime she goes away

Taken from the song Ain’t No Sunshine by soul legend Bill Withers from his debut album Just as I am (1971). What a voice.

Line(s) of the Day #FilmSpine

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After my recent book spine post I was chatting with Silver Screenings in the comments secton and I thought why not do a film version of a story based on spine titles? This premise is a bit looser, with a western theme. I may have stayed away from Once Upon a Time in the West, but there’s still a revenge showdown, and one in which ends in a bit of a bloodbath.

Line(s) of the Day: Fun Film Sketch Quiz (now with answers)

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I was sent this on my phone by a friend who knows how much I love films. I was able to get 25 out of the 30. How many of these 1990s films can you work out? Feel free to put your answers down and I’ll put the answers up later. With thanks to Doodlemoose Designs.

Answers now below

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