funniest scene | Alex Raphael

Master Yu: May I help you?
Detective James Carter: We’ll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
Master Yu: Yu.
Detective James Carter: No, not me. You.
Master Yu: Yes, I’m Yu.
Detective James Carter: Just answer the damn question! Who are you?
Master Yu: I have told you!
Detective James Carter: Are you deaf?
Master Yu: No. Yu is blind.
Detective James Carter: I’m not blind. You blind.
Master Yu: That is what I just said.
Detective James Carter: You just said what?
Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu.
Detective James Carter: That’s what I’m asking you.
Master Yu: And Yu was answering.
Detective James Carter: Shut up!
Detective James Carter: You!
Master Yu: Yes?
Detective James Carter: Not you. Him! What’s your name?
Mi: Mi.
Detective James Carter: Yes, you.
Mi: I’m Mi.
Master Yu: He’s Mi and I’m Yu.
Detective James Carter: And I’m about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me? Everybody’s ass around here!

Chrus Tucker, Henry O and Oanh Nguyen in Rush Hour 3 (2007). While it’s my least favourite of the trilogy, this update of the Who’s on First skit by Abbott and Costello really was a funny scene eight years after the original.

Casey Mathis: What the hell is wrong with you?
David Clark: What’s wrong with me? Look, this job has a deadline, and it’s in…four fucking hours, all right? And if you think I’m gonna lose a half a million dollars payday because one of Kenny’s boo-boos, then you are out of your goddamn mind!
Rose O’Reilly: Whoa. Wait a second. You’re making half a million dollars on this deal?
David Clark: I…roughly.
Rose O’Reilly: I can not believe you. You’re making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
Casey Mathis: $30,000? I’m only getting $1,000!
Kenny Rossmore: You guys are getting paid?

Emma Roberts, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Anniston and Will Poulter in We’re the Millers (2013), a comedy about a small time drug dealer who needs a group of neighbours to pretend to be his family in order to transport drugs through the boarder.