George Costanza : [to Jerry] You’re a good friend. If you killed somebody, I wouldn’t turn you in.[George leaves]
Jerry : Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?
Cosmo Kramer : Definitely.
Jerry : You’re kidding!
Cosmo Kramer : No, no. I would turn you in.
Jerry : You would turn me in?
Cosmo Kramer : I wouldn’t even think about it.
Jerry : I can’t believe I’m hearing this. You’re supposed to be a friend of mine!
Cosmo Kramer : Well, what kind of person are you going around killing people?
Jerry : Well, I am sure I had a good reason!
Cosmo Kramer : Well, if you’ll kill this person, who’s to say I wouldn’t be next?
Jerry : But you know me!
Cosmo Kramer : I thought I did!
Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards in the riotous New York comedy Seinfeld (1989 – 1998). I’ve quoted this show so many times (and only a few months ago), but with the upcoming release of the Jerry Seinfeld directed Unfrosted it seemed timely for another gem.
Alex Raphael 