They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team (We’re really hip!)
They’re heroes in a half-shell and they’re green (Hey – get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don’t cut him no slack!
Taken from the theme tune to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 – 1996). Based on a comic book, the hugely successful cartoon told of the adventures of Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo, and of course, my favourite, Raphael.