Line(s) of the Day #TheBigBangTheory

Penny: Howard, you’re going to throw away a great girl like Bernadette because you’re holding out for some ridiculous fantasy?
Howard: Hey, just because you settled doesn’t mean I have to.
Leonard: Excuse me, I’m sitting here.
Penny: Hey, I did not settle for Leonard. I mean, obviously, he isn’t the kind of guy I usually go out with, you know, physically.
Leonard: Again, I’m right here.
Penny: My point is, I do not judge a book by its cover. I am interested in the person underneath.
Leonard: I am here, right? You see me.

Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg and Johnny Galecki in the long-running and highly popular comedy The Big Bang Theory (2007 – 2019).

Line(s) of the Day #TheGoldbergs

The Goldbergs

Erica: I talked to Lainey about this weekend. It’s a no-go.
Barry: Oh, it’s a scheduling issue? Tell her I’m available Monday through Friday and every other weekend ever plus all other weekdays. 

Hayley Orrantia and Troy Gentile in the hilarious family comedy The Goldbergs (2014 -). My thanks to the super wonderful Tosha for her recommendation. I might not take the dating advice on board though 😉

Line(s) of the Day #ArrestedDevelopment

Arrested Development

Lucille: You’ve always been so good to me. Even when you cheated on me with my sister it was for a good reason
George Sr.: It cured her alcoholism didn’t it?

Jeffrey Tambor and Jessica Walter in the sitcom Arrested Development (2003 – 2006 and 2013 onwards)