Line(s) of the Day

Ed Wood

Edward D. Wood Jr: Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows whats causing them, but it’s upsetting the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.
Editor: You forgot the octopus.
Edward D. Wood Jr: No, no, I’m saving that for my big underwater climax.

Johnny Depp and Norman Alden in Ed Wood (1994)