Cyanide & Happiness is a webcomic written and illustrated by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and formerly Matt Melvin since 2005. You can find more of their work on their website explosm.net.
Sometimes I feel like you’re really taking me for an imbecile.
François Pignon (Jacques Villeret) in Le dîner de cons / Dinner for Idiots (1998)
(on phone) I was out the back, working in the garden when he arrived, so I asked him if, for the time being, he’d put it in the downstairs toilet for me, and you know what he’s done?! He’s only planted it in the pan! Yes, actually in the lavatory pan, with compost and everything! I mean, how anyone can be so utterly goofy just boggles the mind! A mistake anyone could have made?! Are you stark- I mean, what am I supposed to do, cock my leg against the trunk like a Yorkshire Terrier?!
Victor Meldrew (Richard Wilson) from the sitcom One Foot in the Grave (1990 – 2000)
Alex Raphael 