Ever since I saw Steven Wright on The Larry Sanders Show, I’ve been a huge fan of his. I’ve even quoted him twice before, with his thoughts on a cafe breakfast and the Indy 500. But that wasn’t enough. So here are eight of his finest quotes. Do you have a favourite?
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
A comedic specialist in hilarious deadpan one-liners, Steven Wright (1955 – )
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have to go so fast.
American comedian, actor and writer Steven Wright (1955 -), known for his deadpan style of delivery.