Dr. Kelso: I saw his chart right before I went to the bakery. He’s got malaria. Elliot: And you were going to tell him this after you had a sticky bun? Dr. Kelso: Well, in my defence, he’s going to live at least another twelve hours and the bakery closes at five.
Ken Jenkins and Sarah Chalke in the medical comedy Scrubs (2001 – 2010)
Elliot: My life is a mess! Carla: At least you’re pretty. Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don’t pay the rent! Carla: It does for my sister. Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister’s a prostitute? Carla: She’s a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.
Sarah Chalke and Judy Reyes in Scrubs (2001 -2010)