Line(s) of the Day #OnlyFoolsandHorses

Trigger: And that’s what I’ve done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old broom’s had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.
Sid: How the hell can it be the same bloody broom then?
Trigger: There’s the picture. What more proof do you need?

Roger Lloyd-Pack and Roy Heather in the hilarious long-running sitcom Only Fools and Horses (1981 – 2003). Set in Peckham, each of its 64 episodes was written by its creator John Sullivan and told of a loveable market trader and his brother’s dreams of becoming millionaires.

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Line(s) of the Day #OnlyFoolsAndHorses

Only Fools and Horses

Denzil: It’s closed!
Trigger: Well, it’s a bit late, innit?.
Del BoyWhat d’you mean ‘a bit late?’ You said it was open twenty-four hours a day!
Trigger: Yeah, but not at night!.

Paul Barber, Roger Lloyd-Pack and David Jason in the sitcom ‘Only Fools and Horses (1981 – 2003)