Governor Martin Mendez: Either you fire this cop or I will order the attorney general to drill down on every questionnable police shooting in the past 10 years. Police Commissioner Frank Reagan: Which would be your right. Governor Martin Mendez: And hold public hearings out loud and lights up. Police Commissioner Frank Reagan: Everybody loves a circus. Governor Marin Mendez: Except the guy that’s gotta shovel up afterwards.
Miranda: Ohh, Advent calendar. Stevie: Ooh, can I? Miranda: Together. Stevie: Oh, where’s the chocolate? Miranda: Where’s the chocolate? Eaten on the first day of purchase! Who can sit in a room day after day when there are little chocolates behind windows and not remove them, eat them and then replace the windows like nothing ever happened?
Miranda Hart and Sarah Hadland in the British feel-good sitcom Miranda (2009 – 2013). You can find more of the sweet-natured comedy here and here.