Penny: So, tonight at… Miranda: No, I can’t tonight, I’ve got plans. An art class. I do things! Penny: Miranda, the last time you went out after 9 o’clock was when you forgot to put the bin’s out!
Patricia Hodge and Miranda Hart in the British sitcom Miranda (2009 – 2015). Created, written and starring Hart in the lead role, Miranda tells of a socially awkward woman’s relationship with her middle class mother, her attempts to win over a handsome chef and running her joke shop business with her best friend.
Bernadette: I did something that will either make me look like a loveable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell. Amy: I’m sure its loveable. Penny: I’m going to go with monster. What have you got? Bernadette: Well there’s this lady in our office who’s retiring and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign. Amy: Okay. Bernadette: But nobody told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend. And what I was signing was not a retirement card but a get well soon card. Penny: I’m liking my odds here. Bernadette: On the card in the hospital next to the woman who was clinging to life are the words: “Hey Vivian, You deserve this. And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yoghurt out of the fridge.” Penny: No! Bernadette: “Lol smiley face.” Amy: Oh my God! Bernadette: “P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up.”
Melissa Rauch, Mayim Bialik and Kaley Christine Cuoco-Sweeting from the hit comedy, ‘The Big Bang Theory’. It recently got a contract extension guaranteeing it will run until at least 2017.
Penny: You really didn’t like it, Sheldon? Sheldon: No, on the contrary. I found the Grinch to be a relatable, engaging character. I was really with him right until the point where he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents and saved Christmas. What a buzzkill that was. Leonard: When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun. Sheldon: Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on Earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.
Kaley Cuoco, Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki in the sitcom ‘The Big Bang Theory’ (2007-)