Line(s) of the Day #AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSideOfLife

Monty Python always look on the bright side of life

If life seems jolly rotten,
There’s something you’ve forgotten!
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you’re feeling in the dumps,
Don’t be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle — that’s the thing!
And always look on the bright side of life.

Taken from the song Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, as memorably used in the film Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979). The message of the song has become a British anthem, reached number three in the charts in 1991 and was even performed at the 2012 Olympics.

Line of the Day #DeadParrotSketch

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This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

The very famous Monty Python quote from John Cleese (in the scene with Michael Palin) who was conned into buying a dead parrot. It was inspired by Palin’s experience with a car salesman “who had an excuse for everything”. You can find the memorable Argument Room sketch here and the oft-referenced Roman achievements here.

Line(s) of the Day #TheArgumentSketch

The Argument Sketch

Customer:  An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
Arguer:   No it isn’t.
Customer:  Yes it is! It’s not just contradiction.
Arguer:   Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position. 
Customer:  Yes, but that’s not just saying ‘No it isn’t.’
Arguer:   Yes it is!
Customer:   No it isn’t!

Michael Palin and John Cleese in ‘The Argument Sketch’ from the surrealist comedy legends Monty Python.