Line(s) of the Day #ModernFamily

Manny: Help me! Tell me what to say!
Cameron: (into phone) Ok. How about this? You are the prettiest, smartest, funniest girl in the sixth grade. I know you’re only 11 but I can’t stop thinking about you. I’ve loved talking to you online. I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend.
Cameron: (to customers) Oh no, it’ not what you’re thinking. I’m talking to a litte boy. Oh…

Rico Rodriguez and Eric Stonestreet in the multi award-winning ensemble cast comedy Modern Family (2009 – ). You can find other examples of the show’s humour here and here.

#GarryShandlingTribute

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It’s been a truly rotten year for the untimely passing of outrageous talents within the entertainment industry, and we haven’t even reached April. Added to the sad roll-call of David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Glenn Frey and Terry Wogan, is the comedy genius that was Garry Shandling (1949 – 2016).

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Line(s) of the Day #ModernFamily

Modern Family

Gloria Pritchett:  How dumb do they think we are?
Phil Dunphy: Sometimes Claire leaves me pictures instead of food instead of a shopping list.

Sofia Vergara and Ty Burrell in the multi-award winning Modern Family (2009).

Line(s) of the Day #PhilDunphy

Phil Dunphy

Why am I so intent on helping Andy? I love filmmaking and I love love. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film and now I don’t have to do it by myself.

Phil Dunphy (Ty Burrell) in the mockumentary comedy Modern Family (2009 -), winner of four straight Emmys for Outstanding Comedy Series.