Line(s) of the Day #TheOffice

Ed Truck. Yuck. Ed Truck was the manager before me. Horrible. He hated fun. It was like, “Oh, Ed Truck is walking toward us, so stop having fun. Start pretending to do work.” What a jerk! He’s You know what? I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away.”

The inimitable Michael Scott (Steve Carell) in the critically acclaimed The Office (2005 – 2013).

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Line(s) of the Day #TheOfficeAnAmericanWorkplace

There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. But isn’t that the point?

Pam Beasley (Jenna Fischer) in the brilliant mockumentary The Office: An American Workplace (2005- 2013). Based on the British version, the American adaptation was set in Scranton, Pennsylvania and tells of Michael Scott, Jim, Pam, Dwight and a wide array of memorable characters.

Line(s) of the Day #ModernFamily

Manny: Help me! Tell me what to say!
Cameron: (into phone) Ok. How about this? You are the prettiest, smartest, funniest girl in the sixth grade. I know you’re only 11 but I can’t stop thinking about you. I’ve loved talking to you online. I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend.
Cameron: (to customers) Oh no, it’ not what you’re thinking. I’m talking to a litte boy. Oh…

Rico Rodriguez and Eric Stonestreet in the multi award-winning ensemble cast comedy Modern Family (2009 – ). You can find other examples of the show’s humour here and here.

Line(s) of the Day #PhilDunphy

Phil Dunphy

Why am I so intent on helping Andy? I love filmmaking and I love love. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film and now I don’t have to do it by myself.

Phil Dunphy (Ty Burrell) in the mockumentary comedy Modern Family (2009 -), winner of four straight Emmys for Outstanding Comedy Series.