As you’ll know from my many references to sitcoms and funny posts like my one liners and story jokes ones, I do love a skilfully executed joke. It’s such a great feeling when something really makes you laugh. Here are the ones that really did it for me recently. Feel free to let me know which made you chuckle the most or check out plenty more here.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.” Abi Roberts
“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.” Paul F. Taylor
You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.” Rob Beckett
You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.” Sara Pascoe
“The anti-ageing advert that I would like to see is a baby covered in cream saying, ‘Aah, I’ve used too much’” Andrew Bird
“‘Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.’ ‘Was it something I said?’ asks the son. ‘Yes.’” Damien Slash
““I rang up British Telecom and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said: ‘Not you again.’” Tim Vine
“My grandfather invented the cold air balloon but it never really took off.” Milton Jones
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