Line(s) of the Day #TheBigBangTheory

big bang theory howard and bernadette

Howard: I’d guess I’ll just go to the emergency room to be safe.
Bernadette: Howie, this is just your hypochondria.
Howard: When I sat on the mute button and thought I’d gone deaf, that was my hypochondria.

Simon Helberg and Melissa Rauch in the continually popular sitcom The Big Bang Theory, set around four geeky scientists and their romantic partners.  If you are a fan of the show, which has reached over 200 episodes so far, you should definitely look here and, for a unique take on Christmas, here.

Line(s) of the Day: The Big Bang Theory

The Indecision Amalgamation episode

Bernadette: I did something that will either make me look like a loveable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell.
Amy: I’m sure its loveable.
Penny: I’m going to go with monster. What have you got?
Bernadette: Well there’s this lady in our office who’s retiring and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign.
Amy: Okay.
Bernadette: But nobody told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend. And what I was signing was not a retirement card but a get well soon card.
Penny: I’m liking my odds here.
Bernadette: On the card in the hospital next to the woman who was clinging to life are the words: “Hey Vivian, You deserve this. And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yoghurt out of the fridge.”
Penny: No!
Bernadette: “Lol smiley face.”
Amy: Oh my God!
Bernadette: “P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up.”

Melissa Rauch, Mayim Bialik and Kaley Christine Cuoco-Sweeting from the hit comedy, ‘The Big Bang Theory’. It recently got a contract extension guaranteeing it will run until at least 2017.