Line(s) of the Day #MyNameisEarl

Randy and Earl

Can I have more money for the claw machine? You’re the one who told me to go after Kermit, he’s got those skinny legs, he’s not a cheap Muppet to claw.

Randy Hickey (Ethan Suplee) from the comedy My Name is Earl (2005 – 2009). WInner of several Emmys, the premise of the show was Earl deciding to right the wrongs of his petty crime past after winning a lottery ticket (and then losing it!)