I don’t like people who brag. They do like the subtle brag. Like I have a friend who went to Harvard and and he always tries to drop it into conversation, you know. And he’s always been like that, even when we were at college together.
A wonderfully subtle joke by talented TV writer and comedian Alingon Mitra. Mitra’s appearances on TV include The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Conan and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Penny: Howard, you’re going to throw away a great girl like Bernadette because you’re holding out for some ridiculous fantasy?
Howard: Hey, just because you settled doesn’t mean I have to.
Leonard: Excuse me, I’m sitting here.
Penny: Hey, I did not settle for Leonard. I mean, obviously, he isn’t the kind of guy I usually go out with, you know, physically.
Leonard: Again, I’m right here.
Penny: My point is, I do not judge a book by its cover. I am interested in the person underneath.
Leonard: I am here, right? You see me.
Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg and Johnny Galecki in the long-running and highly popular comedy The Big Bang Theory (2007 – 2019).
Have an awesome day everyone. Feel free to share anything that has made you laugh recently.
Okay, I know none of us is really travelling right now, but just had to share it.
I saw these two hilarious cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Arnie Levin and had to share them with you all.
Have a laugh at some amusing animal-related comedy I found recently. Feel free to let me know which one you liked most or share anything about your own pets.
I love a good funny langauge cartoon. Just had to share this Scott Hilburn cartoon with you all.
I went to a faith healing group. It was rubbish! Even the bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
My dad always used to say “The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more.” Great bloke but a terrible anaesthetist.
Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. The barman says “Oh no, not U2 again!”
Last time I went to Blackpool I went on a donkey. It took me six days to get there!
Has anyone seen my Gone in 60 Seconds Blu-ray? It was here a minute ago.
The Disappointment Club is delighted to announce the cancellation of its annual dinner.
I joined a Thesaurus Club last night and they said that the first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, gossip about, chat about, colloquy, parley or deliberate on Thesaurus Club.
A thief has stolen all the motorway signs from Yorkshire. Police are currently looking for Leeds.
At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun. But without beer, prohibition doesn’t work.
Homer sharing his unique wisdom in Homer v the eighteenth ammmendment in The Simpsons (1989 – )
I don’t usually post consecutive cartoons but saw this and just had to share it. Stay safe everyone.
Alex Raphael 