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Two and a half men

Charlie: You have abused my good nature for too long and I am putting my foot down.
Berta: Uh-huh. You let me know how that works out.
Alan: Well, I guess we know who’s in charge around here.

Charlie: If I want your opinion I’ll ask your ex-wife.

Charlie Sheen, Conchata Ferrelland Jon Cryer in the sitcom ‘Two and a Half Men’ (2003 -)