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Brooklyn Ninety-Nine

Gina Linetti: Wait, are you only hosting dinner because you want to suck up to Holt? Not cool. This was supposed to be about friendship.
Amy Santiago: You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason why I was single, or my personality like you suspected.

Chelsea Peretti and Melissa Fumero in the precinct-set comedy Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013 – )