Line(s) of the Day #HarryHill

Harry Hill

My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

English TV family entertainer Harry Hill (1964 – )

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Line(s) of the Day #BrooklynNineNine

Brooklyn Ninety-Nine

Gina Linetti: Wait, are you only hosting dinner because you want to suck up to Holt? Not cool. This was supposed to be about friendship.
Amy Santiago: You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason why I was single, or my personality like you suspected.

Chelsea Peretti and Melissa Fumero in the precinct-set comedy Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013 – )