Line(s) of the Day #Scrubs

Elliot and Kelso

Dr. Kelso: I saw his chart right before I went to the bakery. He’s got malaria.
Elliot: And you were going to tell him this after you had a sticky bun?
Dr. Kelso: Well, in my defence, he’s going to live at least another twelve hours and the bakery closes at five.

Ken Jenkins and Sarah Chalke in the medical comedy Scrubs (2001 – 2010)