Pheobe: Where is everyone? They’re 40 minutes Iate. Joey: I know. I‘m starving. Phoebe: I knew we were coming here tonight. I ate nothing all day. Joey: What about me? I only had one lunch today.
Joey: Okay, okay. Wait till you hear who I got for Ross. Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Joey: She’s this really boring woman. She’s a teacher! Phoebe: A teacher? Joey: Yeah, yeah, she’s really into history and foreign movies… And oh, oh, she loves puzzles. Huh? Come on, who loves puzzles? Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What… You’re – you’re ruining the plan! Joey, you’ve – you’ve fixed him up with his perfect woman! Joey: Oh my god, you’re right! Phoebe: Yeah. Joey: She even reads for pleasure!
Rachel: I’ll call you back. Joey: Who was that? Rachel: Just the pizza place. Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.
I’m such a big fan of Friends (1994 – 2004). Though I love all the characters it’s probably Joey Tribbiani who really does make me laugh most. I covered quite a few of his best lines here, but I just had to more.
Deacon Palmer: Just because a restaurant is open 24 hours a day, doesn’t mean you have to eat there 24 hours a day. Doug Heffernan: That is exactly what it means.
Kevin James and Victor Williams in the New York-set sitcom The King of Queens (1999 – 2007) that focuses on a food and sports-loving delivery driver, who has an easy life until his father-in-law moves in.
I’m a light eater. As soon as it’s light, I start to eat.
American football Hall of Famer and broadcaster Art Donovan (1924 – 2013). Nicknamed The Bulldog, the Donovan was a self-deprecating character and popular figure who titled his autobiography Fatso: Football When Men Were Really Men.