Line(s) of the Day #CosmoLandesman

Cosmo Landesman

My first wife was very funny. I remember someone once asked her how she turned out the way she did, and she said, without missing a beat: “I don’t know if it was nature or nurture or Nietzsche.”

The witty Sunday Times columnist Cosmo Landesman, in his weekly column It’s a date. 

Line(s) of the Day #MaeWest

Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

The iconic Mary Jane “Mae” West (1893 – 1980), who had a film career that lasted decades, but is best known for her modern outlook to dating and relationships.

Line(s) of the Day #HowIMetYourMother

How I Met Your Mother

Ellen Pierce: There’s 9 million people in New York. 4.5 million women. Of course, you want to meet someone roughly your own age – let’s say plus, minus 5 years. So if you take into account the most recent census data that leaves us with 482,000 women. But wait! 48% of those are already in relationships and then you have to eliminate half for intelligence, sense of humor and compatibility. And then you have to take out the ex girlfriends and the relatives. And, oh, you can’t forget those lesbians. And then that leaves us with 8 women.
Ted:  That can’t be right! Eight? Really? Eight?
Ellen Pierce: There are 8 fish in that big blue ocean, Ted. And if you feel confident that you can reel one into your boat without me, there’s the door.
Ted: Do you take credit cards?

Camryn Manheim and Josh Radnor from the US sitcom How I Met Your Mother (2005 – )