Line(s) of the Day #NCIS

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Anthony DiNozzo: What’s pretty boy mumbling about now?
Timothy McGee: How long can you hold a grudge?
Anthony DiNozzo: He broke my nose!
Timothy McGee: And he dislocated my shoulder, OK.
Anthony DiNozzo: Well you have another shoulder. I only have one nose. And it’s on my face. My face!

Michael Weatherly and Sean Murray in the long-running crime show NCIS (2003 – ). Named for the fictional Naval Criminal Investigation Service, the show is known for its great teamwork, clever deductions and light-hearted office humour.

Line(s) of the Day #OfficeSpace

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You know what I can’t figure out? How is it that all these stupid neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it?

Michael Bolton (David Herman) in the workforce satire Office Space (1999). Despite a low-key reception, the film has since garnered a cult following.