Phrases I’ve never heard before. Things that only thin people say. “I think I’ve got some biscuits. I’ll just go and check.” Who’s living their life like that? Who buys biscuits and forgets that they exist?
The hilarious joke as told by comedian Ed Gamble (1986 – ) on comedy show Mock the Week. You can find out more about his other stand up and other projects on his website.
Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
Delightful advice from the Cookie Monster, who is never knowingly seen without his favourite food.
I wanted to compete fairly, and with a clean conscience. Chocolate biscuits are a temptation for me, not anabolic steroids.
Kirsty Wade (1962 – ), British middle distance runner who won three Commonwealth gold medals in her time as an 800m and 1500m runner.
Alex Raphael 