Line(s) of the Day: The Big Bang Theory

The Indecision Amalgamation episode

Bernadette: I did something that will either make me look like a loveable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell.
Amy: I’m sure its loveable.
Penny: I’m going to go with monster. What have you got?
Bernadette: Well there’s this lady in our office who’s retiring and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign.
Amy: Okay.
Bernadette: But nobody told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend. And what I was signing was not a retirement card but a get well soon card.
Penny: I’m liking my odds here.
Bernadette: On the card in the hospital next to the woman who was clinging to life are the words: “Hey Vivian, You deserve this. And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yoghurt out of the fridge.”
Penny: No!
Bernadette: “Lol smiley face.”
Amy: Oh my God!
Bernadette: “P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up.”

Melissa Rauch, Mayim Bialik and Kaley Christine Cuoco-Sweeting from the hit comedy, ‘The Big Bang Theory’. It recently got a contract extension guaranteeing it will run until at least 2017.