Line(s) of the Day #TwoandaHalfMen


Waldon Schmidt: How was the movie?
Alan Harper: Fantatic! I went out by myself and came home with a date.
Berta: Well, normally you out with a date and come home by yourself.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell in the Malibu-set sitcom Two and a Half Men (2003 – 2015). You can find two more examples of the hit show’s humour here and here.

Line(s) of the Day #TwoAndAHalfMen

Two and a half men

Charlie: You have abused my good nature for too long and I am putting my foot down.
Berta: Uh-huh. You let me know how that works out.
Alan: Well, I guess we know who’s in charge around here.

Charlie: If I want your opinion I’ll ask your ex-wife.

Charlie Sheen, Conchata Ferrelland Jon Cryer in the sitcom ‘Two and a Half Men’ (2003 -)