Line(s) of the Day #TwoandaHalfMen

Two and a half Men

Alan Harper: Charlie, when I moved in here, I said that is was vital that we create a wholesome atmosphere for Jake, and you said, “I understand”.
Charlie Harper: Alan, there’s something you should know about me. When I say “I understand”, it doesn’t mean I agree. It doesn’t mean I understand. It doesn’t even mean I’m listening to you.

Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen with an example of the dynamic that was pivotal to the success of┬áthe sibling comedy Two and a Half Men (2003 – 2015). You can find another example of the wit from the show in my previous post here.