Line(s) of the Day #TimVine

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Actually I did once do a parachute jump. Of course they attach you to the instructor, dont they, and you jump out together. I was in this aeroplane they attach me to this bloke and we jumped out. It was really frightening because half way down he said: “So how long have you been an instructor?”

One of the many, many, jokes by comedian Tim Vine. The genial English stand-up has twice won the award for funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe and once held the Guinness World Record for most jokes in one hour.

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12 thoughts on “Line(s) of the Day #TimVine

    • For sure. I could easily do a Gr8at for him. Any favourites? I was tempted to put this one.

      I rang up British Telecom and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said: ‘Not you again.’

    • I could easily have chosen a dozen other ones. See some above in the comments section. But this one just cracks me up so much. Every time I see a parachute it reminds me of this.

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