Phrases I’ve never heard before. Things that only thin people say. “I think I’ve got some biscuits. I’ll just go and check.” Who’s living their life like that? Who buys biscuits and forgets that they exist?
The hilarious joke as told by comedian Ed Gamble (1986 – ) on comedy show Mock the Week. You can find out more about his other stand up and other projects on his website.
Alex Raphael 
Biscuits, both of the Southern and British variety are not to be trifled with. Ha. Really funny quote. The only way i’d forget I had cookies is if I had lost my memory or i had accidentally bought oatmeal raisin cookies
There’s a quote thar goes “oatmeal raisin cookies are the reason I have trust issues” Nothing is more disappointing than thinking you’re biting into a chocolate chip cookie and finding out it’s oatmeal raisin . Ugh!
Thankfully reading your blog is like devouring a whole box of chocolate chip goodness in one glorious moment of chocolate bliss.
My blog being compared to a box of chocolate chip cookies is one of the nicest things i’ve heard.
😊 Aww Cookie Monster
I could never say something like that… I am faithful to Jacob’s, Cadbury, Crawford and so on 🙂
There are so many haha
I really like Ed Gamble. I remember as a chubby lad on Russell Howard’s Good News, and then he lost quite a bit of weight which seems to have made him even posher! 😀 I hope he is on Mock the Week more often.
He stole the show with his set for me. I had no idea he was tubby before. Got some great comedy out of it.
Seriously, I know I don’t have any biscuits, because I will already have eaten them all! Very funny, Alex! 😀
You do know chocolates go off if you don’t eat them within three days 😉
Oh now see, that’s exactly the kind of thing we all need to know!
Lol exactly!!😂 very funny😊
He said what so many of us feel.