Line(s) of the Day #OfficeSpace

Office Space

You know what I canโ€™t figure out? How is it that all these stupid neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it?

Michael Bolton (David Herman) in the workforce satire Office Space (1999). Despite a low-key reception, the film has since garnered a cult following.


18 thoughts on “Line(s) of the Day #OfficeSpace

    • It was between that line and these two

      Bob Porter: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
      Peter Gibbons: I wouldn’t say I’ve been *missing* it, Bob.

      Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It’s not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
      Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.
      Samir: You know, there’s nothing wrong with that name.
      Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it… until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
      Samir: Hmm… well, why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
      Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.

      • We all did ๐Ÿ™‚ “On February 8, 2009, a reunion of the cast (featuring many of the cast members) took place at the Paramount Theatre in Austin to celebrate the tenth anniversary of the film, which included the destruction of a printer on the sidewalk.”

  1. I own the old school video tape of “Office Space,” Alex. That is how much we lile it! Love when the computer gets thrown:) We have to sit in the dining room to watch it on youngest daughter’s little college t.v. We also have a few silly Curious George and Muppet movies for grandies sitting and eating bowls of soup or cereal where they won’t spill all over Nana’a living room. ๐Ÿ™‚ Paul Rudd and Lesley Mann are great modern comic actors with some serious side issues in “This is 40” but I liked it. Cameron Diaz and Ms. Mann are hilarious in scene with Mission Impossible music going on, in “The Other Woman.” Thanks, Alex. Hope you don’t ban me from replying!

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