The doctor, she said to me: “How many units of alcohol have you had this week?”
So I said 21.
She said: “That’s not bad.The maximum is 28.”
I thought it’s bloody lucky I saw her on the Monday!
The British comedian Andy Parsons (1967 – ), from his third stand up comedy DVD Slacktivist (2013).
Alex Raphael 
Lol – watch out for him on Tuesday!
And look for him on the floor by Friday haha