Line(s) of the Day #AndyParsons

Slacktivist

The doctor, she said to me: “How many units of alcohol have you had this week?” 
So I said 21. 
She said: “That’s not bad.The maximum is 28.”
I thought it’s bloody lucky I saw her on the Monday!

The British comedian Andy Parsons (1967 – ), from his third stand up comedy DVD Slacktivist (2013).

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