Line(s) of the Day #OnlyFoolsandHorses

Del Boy and Rodney

Del Boy: ‘Look after Rodney for me Del  Boy’ she said, ‘Share everything you’ve got with him, try to make him feel normal…’ And that’s what I have done. Half of everything I’ve got…I mean, fair enough, I ain’t got nothing, but half of it’s yours!
Rodney: You’d give me half of everything! You’d nick the hole out of me last polo if I didn’t keep my mouth shut.
Del Boy: That hurts Rodney…That hurts. If I had any kind of wealth I’d give half of it to you like a shot.
Rodney: Yeah? Say you had two Rolls Royces?
Del Boy: Well I’d give one to you wouldn’t I.
Rodney: You’d give me one of your Rolls Royces?
Del Boy: Yeah, course I would. If it was weather like this, I’d give you the one with the sun-shine roof.
Rodney: If you had two million pounds what would you do?
Del Boy: I’d give you a million wouldn’t I.
Rodney: Really?
Del Boy: In cash.
Rodney: What would you do if you had two of them deep sea diver’s watches?
Del Boy: Now you know I’ve got two of them deep sea diver’s watches…Don’t take bloody liberties with me Rodney!

David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst in the long-running British sitcom Only Fools and Horses (1981- 2003)

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17 thoughts on “Line(s) of the Day #OnlyFoolsandHorses

      • It was a funny show about two brothers. That line sort of sums up the next relationship, especially as Del Boy is always seeing how they will become rich in the future.

        My lines aren’t usually that long but had to make an exception in this case 🙂

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