Hey funky readers! I hope you’ve all had a wonderful 2013. Thanks so much for your support, your likes and comments, and for your own blogs which I enjoy reading so much and just can’t stay away from. I’ve only had this blog for nearly 4 months, but the continued kaleidoscope of eclectic stuff really is something else.
Whatever your resolutions, wishes and dreams you have for 2014 I hope they all come true and your blogs set an even higher standard. And here are 8 very silly jokes to set you on your way, courtesy of the Christmas crackers we opened as a family and finished opening today. As bad as they are, please feel free to react like Sheldon.
What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
What is a frog’s favourite drink?
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bedside clock?
An alarm cluck
Why are police officers so strong?
Because they hold up traffic
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker